Erase Your Past Tea

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Erase Your Past like a professional without a single glance back. Brew this Orange Oolong Tea and say hello to your new tomorrow. No one will ever knew about the hair style you had in '06 or the time you accidentally burned your best friend's house down with a toaster. Everything will be reset anew and if it still sucks just brew another cup. This works great at fixing friendships, repairing marriages, and nightly 'episodes. So good, you may just forget everything! Memory loss never sounded so certifiably organic and orange-peel infused.

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