"Dear Father, please hear out my sins and may my confession be granted forgiveness. I have eaten all the brownies in the kitchen, then proceeded to eat all the donuts. I then moved into the fridge and ate all the cupcakes and chocolate chip cookies. Long story short I ate the entire bakery." Confessions like this just need to be heard and we all know it's not that convenient to find a confessional at all times of the day. Set this Inflatable Priest up anywhere you want, he's got an attached suction cup base, and he's ready to be your guide.
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