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The sweet notions of immortality are no longer fantasy. You can swim in oceans of time from the first sip of this delicious Tea. It's just like the Tea your great grandmother pressed and bagged except this Tea is magic and tastes different. Now you can pester your children's children's children like a bad genetic trait that just won't leave the bloodline. Much like my bushy brows, you'll be all up in everyone's business until the day THEY're through. Think of all the things you can do when you're forever young. Don't let time control you anymore, give it an Jasmine-infused Green Tea kick in the behind.
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