My Tiny Cock Saved Christmas!: A Hilarious Christm

When Santa’s sleigh gets snowed in and his big sack won’t fit down the chimney, Christmas seems doomed—until Farmer Dan and his famously tiny cock com

When Santa’s sleigh gets snowed in and his big sack won’t fit down the chimney, Christmas seems doomed—until Farmer Dan and his famously tiny cock come to the rescue. This laugh-out-loud holiday parody from author Jack Hammer delivers a clever and mischievous twist on the classic Christmas tale. Written in rhyming verse and illustrated in a playful, storybook style, it’s a perfect gift for adults who enjoy a good laugh and a bit of double meaning in their holiday reading. Inside you’ll find a witty Christmas adventure filled with puns, parody, and tongue-in-cheek humor. Farmer Dan’s brave little rooster proves that even the smallest hero can make the biggest difference. It’s ideal for holiday parties, Secret Santa exchanges, or anyone who appreciates grown-up humor disguised as a children’s story. A festive reminder that Christmas spirit—and laughter—come in all sizes, My Tiny Cock Saved Christmas! is destined to become your new favorite adult holiday classic.

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