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The smell of ripe Pickles is in the air and something tells me it"s coming from your direction. I knew it: the Pickle Fingerer is you! After sticking those hands in the Pickle Jar, you came up with something shocking and ultimately tasty. Just be careful, those dill Pickles you"re waving around will set everyone into a widespread frenzy. Laughter will ensue followed by an unquenchable taste for Pickles. People will mob grocery stores; gnaw at your fingers, swarm delis, and try at home pickling techniques just to get their own Pickle Fingers. Let them try to get their own, they"ll never have what you so modestly posses. What is it that makes Pickles so darn irresistible? Is it the way grandma used to leave them around the house for the cats to lick. Is it the bumpy, green skin that reminds you of your pet frog, Voldermort? Why, why, why do you love Pickles so? In any case, put that finger in the air and let /em know where you at!
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