Santa's Secret Glaze: A Hilariously Inappropriate

Santa’s Secret Glaze - a funny Christmas parody picture book written for adults. Meet Santa. Jolly, bearded, full of cheer. But when the elves are sle

Santa’s Secret Glaze - a funny Christmas parody picture book written for adults. Meet Santa. Jolly, bearded, full of cheer. But when the elves are sleeping and the North Pole is quiet, he sneaks into the pantry for some very late-night gingerbread decorating… In this hilariously inappropriate holiday parody, Santa reveals his sticky little secret - a deep and passionate love for frosting, sprinkles, and “decorating” cookies long after bedtime. Told in cheeky rhyme and paired with bold, funny illustrations, this 36-page picture book delivers laughs, awkward smiles, and plenty of double-takes. It may look innocent at first - but it is written for adults. ?? Perfect for:White elephant exchangesOffice holiday partiesFriends who love sarcastic and edgy humorAnyone tired of boring Christmas traditions If you enjoy sarcastic jokes, adult holiday humor, and parody books, this one is for you. ?? Add to cart before Santa finishes glazing.

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