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It's too bad all your dates have been so shady lately. we're sick of you being stood up or left stranded with a hefty restaurant bill. Just in time, it seems as if your luck's about to change drastically. Meet John "The Perfect Date". He listens to all you have to say with utmost sensitivity and keeps quiet. From the moment your eyes meet and he gives you a giant, plush Hershey Kiss toy, you'll be all about it. He pretty much let's you style him to your perfect 'type' and also let's you choose the restaurant. Sit down, relax and put on the cute glasses he bought for the both of you at that little boutique down the street. You'll literally be seeing hearts and more hearts as you inch for the kiss. Then reach in your purse and pull out something you got him from that cute little boutique down the street (Stupid.com). He'll be all smiles and laughter when he sees the Dress for Dinner Tie Napkins. Something tells me this one was made to last. Better make those reception reservations...
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