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How dare you offer me another stale thin mint when you could be offering something delicious. These Candies will eradicate the thin mints, mint wafers, hard candies in that weird yellow wrapping or those old restaurant mints you keep for reasons unknown. Pop open the Tin of the Gods and savor the flavor of pure Bacon. The Bacon angels will shower you with greasy wonder and Bacon bits. You could equate the experience to a New Years celebration (minus the ball drop), a cliff-dive into the warm, bubbling waters off the coast, hang-gliding over the Gobi Desert and so many more titillating experiences each time you enjoy a piece. After you've finished dancing in rainbows of Bacon you may have another piece and do it all again. Bacon is the key to world peace so do your part to ignite the flames on the Bacon grill of life. Just save a few pieces for us.
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