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The Dark Side has now invaded your desk and is coming for your electronic gadgets. Darth Vader is now at your command but this will not come without a price. He holds great resentment against your devices and will be watching every website you visit. When you plug into one of his USB slots you'll hear him breathing deeply and move his head. He is the most dangerous Jedi of all and must be treated with caution. Make sure he's sees you shopping at Stupid.com and watching cartoons on youtube. He speaks in a mechanical twist of monotone, so his laugh is the same as his growl. Trust us, he loves to watch you create spreadsheets and do long, arduous projects. Remember, don't make him angry or your computer may slip into a carbon freeze.
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