Over the Hill, Age 40 Candle

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It's the big 4-0 and you're Too Pooped to Party! You are officially Over the Hill! This Cake Candle topper will remind you of the epic journey that is yours. Will you be able to get up to blow out your Candle? Will you be able to muster the energy to eat a piece of your own Cake? Will you be around for the next Birthday? Just kidding, the following years are the best of your life because you get to make your friends and loved ones particularly miserable on their 40th Birthdays.

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