Party Top Hats

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Get all suited up for your Party with these dashing Top Hats. They take the party from zero to epic in a few quick folds and an application to your head. Your neighbors will see that you are in fact, respected adults throwing an honest and dignified event. They will be persuaded to not call the cops on your raging party because you are wearing Top Hats and nothing raucous could come from distinguished gentleman and gentlewomen.

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