Sarah Palin in Your Pocket

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Sarah Palin graces your everyday activities with words of advice, wisdom, and humor. She knows the way to your heart and everybody else's. Simply give the Keychain a push and hear one of 13 different phrases from the Alaskan politician. She may run for president one day but until then, let her be your personal president starting today. Hear her actual voice speak:

  • *Alaska
  • *Ya quit makin' things up!
  • *We eat, therefore we hunt.
  • *Pretty relevant important stuff, to me anyway.
  • *In what respect, Charlie?
  • *I'll betcha!
  • *You can see Russia from Alaska.
  • *Thanks, but no thanks.
  • *Yeahhhh.
  • *You know they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick.
  • *Doesn't it split the cheechakos from the sourdoughs.

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