Bathroom Friends: Grossly Adorable Adult Colouring

Everyone poops. But not like this. From bestselling author Brad Gosse comes Bathroom Friends a grossly adorable adult colouring book that takes everything cozy, cute, and comforting... and drops it straight into the toilet. Inside this square little disaster (8.5 x 8.5 inches), you’ll find 40 bizarre, hilarious scenes of innocent-looking animals doing awful things in even worse bathrooms. Whether it’s a sloth applying hemorrhoid cream mid-wine, a penguin having explosive regrets in a frozen stall, or a rabbit managing a literal poop factory, every page delivers laughs, relief, and artistic trauma. What You’ll Colour: • A pig enjoying a poop-bath spa day • A llama vomiting into a bidet while the water sprays back • A raccoon eating tacos mid-wipe • A fox scrubbing acorns labeled "balls" • A parrot screaming “I SH!T MYSELF” from the sink • A turtle stuck on the toilet for four hours • And 34 more scenes that should not exist, but do Perfect for: • White elephant parties and gag gifts • Friends who overshare in group chats • People who colour on the toilet (you know who you are) • Immature adults, overworked nurses, disgruntled coworkers • Fans of Adult Colouring... but feralHygge, but Unhinged: The Cozy Chaos You Didn’t Know You NeededYou’ve heard of Hygge, that wholesome Danish lifestyle concept that’s all about coziness, candles, fuzzy socks, and pretending your existential dread is just “ambience.” Well, Bathroom Friends is Hygge’s weird cousin who shows up uninvited, kicks off their pants, lights a fart-scented candle, and says, “Let’s colour a flamingo pooping in yoga pose.” This book is cozy in all the wrong ways: • It’s a comfort ritual just with toilet trauma. • It’s stress relief via a parrot screaming profanity. • It’s mindful colouring if your mind lives in the sewer. • It’s relatable animals doing deeply unrelatable bathroom crimes. Hygge tells you to embrace the small pleasures of life. Bathroom Friends tells you to embrace the small horrors. With crayons. So go ahead. Light a candle. Pour some tea. Sit your ass down with a box of coloured pencils and colour a raccoon mid-wipe eating tacos. It’s cozy. It’s gross. It’s Hygge for people who gave up years ago. Product Details: • 8.5 x 8.5 inch square paperback • 40 single-sided pages (no bleed-through disasters) • Easy-to-colour linework with just the right amount of disgusting detail • Great for pencils, markers, or scented highlighters (poop-scented not included) • Includes a test page to prevent marker bleed Bathroom Friends is the chaotic comfort book you’ll laugh at, colour through, and leave proudly next to the plunger. Equal parts adorable and disturbing, it’s your new favourite bathroom companion. Not safe for children. Probably not safe for adults either. But highly recommended.